Heard a funny joke today....

[Jonas Smith]

HEAVEN:
German engineering
French food
British Police


****:
French engineering
British food
German Police

Ok, well it made me laugh anyway!

[powerwagontim]

Jonas,
Thats good! So does this mean British engineering is better than french? As the owner of 2 Triumphs, I would hope so.
Thanks, Tim

[Jonas Smith]

British and french are tied in the engineering Dept (think triumph, and Citroen), but the worst has to be the Italians!!!!!

[Paul Cook]

Ferrari, for example?

[Cheyenne Dave]

I was thinking Lambourguini, but I can't spell it! The worst thing I've found on British stuff is Lucas electrics...

[Jonas Smith]

Trust me on this one fellas, The italians build thier cars just like thier ladies... gorgeous looking... high mantinence.
I worked at a Maserati dealer in Wa for two years doing exactly what Dave Butler is doing with Power Wagons.
Ask any fancy italian car owner how often his car is in the shop vs. how many miles he actually drives it per year....

[Paul Cook]

I never minded "high maintenance" ladies because I really enjoyed their "high performance" natures.

After many years, I have switched my interests to POWER WAGONs since they are as "high performance" as I can handle.

[Cheyenne Dave]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jonas Smith
[B]Trust me on this one fellas, The italians build thier cars just like thier ladies... gorgeous looking... high mantinence.
I worked at a Maserati dealer in Wa for two years doing exactly what Dave Butler is doing with Power Wagons.

You were scrapping them?

[Jonas Smith]

I stripped apart quite a few Bi-turbos, quattroportes, and a couple of older ones that had been wrecked. There was a bin in the wearhouse for every single nut, bolt, and washer. Everything had a place in the wearhouse. Unreal. Hou would you like to buy a cam for a Maserati at $1100 a copy USED?!?! And the engine uses 4 cams!!!! Ouch, Power Wagons are much more user and bank account friendly!!!!