I was cutting boxes in the garage yesterday with my everyday pocketknife (not my Geo Wostenholm) when a kid pulled in my driveway, a stranger of about 20 years of age. He had been driving by and noticed the Power Wagon in the garage. He said it was the coolest truck he’d ever seen. He said “I just had to stop and see it up close." I set my knife down on the running board to open the hood for him as I would for anyone.
Up to that point, the kid had been extremely interested in the truck, but suddenly, very suddenly, had to leave. Apparently, the time it takes to open a hood is the same amount of time it takes to steal a knife.
It was a Buck Folding Hunter. I had owned the knife for several years, but it was not of any particular sentimental value. Still, it was a good knife and I am sorry I no longer have it.
As much as it bothered me that I no longer had my old knife, I was excited about getting a new one. Instead of targeting someone that I could steal one from, I did the honorable thing and decided to go to the store and buy one.
I went to The Bass Pro Shop and no one was at the knife counter to show me anything. The place is nice but it’s a zoo. I turned around to see that there were several Buck knives packaged in hard plastic and hanging on a display rack. Perfect.
The knives were all made in China!!! Maybe you guys are aware of this, but I was not. My heart sunk and I went home without a knife.
When I got home, I googled it and learned that CJ Buck had made the decision to send about 50% of Buck production offshore when they made a move to Idaho. He has since regretted the decision and is slowly bringing production back home. I was glad to know that Buck has learned that it needs to be as loyal to the Americans as the Americans have been to Buck. This news was music to my ears and I will go back out and find the right Buck knife.
Or else I could search for the punk who walked into my garage and stole from me while I was trying to be cordial. I think I’d like to cut his thieving fingers off with it.
It would be a nice way to relieve mid-winter stress.
Up to that point, the kid had been extremely interested in the truck, but suddenly, very suddenly, had to leave. Apparently, the time it takes to open a hood is the same amount of time it takes to steal a knife.
It was a Buck Folding Hunter. I had owned the knife for several years, but it was not of any particular sentimental value. Still, it was a good knife and I am sorry I no longer have it.
As much as it bothered me that I no longer had my old knife, I was excited about getting a new one. Instead of targeting someone that I could steal one from, I did the honorable thing and decided to go to the store and buy one.
I went to The Bass Pro Shop and no one was at the knife counter to show me anything. The place is nice but it’s a zoo. I turned around to see that there were several Buck knives packaged in hard plastic and hanging on a display rack. Perfect.
The knives were all made in China!!! Maybe you guys are aware of this, but I was not. My heart sunk and I went home without a knife.
When I got home, I googled it and learned that CJ Buck had made the decision to send about 50% of Buck production offshore when they made a move to Idaho. He has since regretted the decision and is slowly bringing production back home. I was glad to know that Buck has learned that it needs to be as loyal to the Americans as the Americans have been to Buck. This news was music to my ears and I will go back out and find the right Buck knife.
Or else I could search for the punk who walked into my garage and stole from me while I was trying to be cordial. I think I’d like to cut his thieving fingers off with it.
It would be a nice way to relieve mid-winter stress.
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