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A towns crankiest old man is sitting on his porch as usual when a little boy walks by carring about 6' of wire fence.
The old man yells at the boy to stay clear of his prize rose bushes then asks the kid-hey what u got there?
-the boys replys-chicken wire, I'm going to go catch me some chickens with it.
-oldman says, u stupid punk u can't catch chickens with chicken wire.
-kids says, well I can try tho, have a nice day.
Later the boy walks by again dragging the wire and to the oldmans amazment the chicken wire is full of chickens all caught by the neck !
Next day the kid walks by with a big shiney roll of tape and again the oldman scolds him for being too close to his garden ,then asked what he has there?
-Kid replys -some kind of duck tape, I figger I'll go down to the creek and maybe catch me some ducks.
-Of coarse the oldman laughs at him calls and him stupid,u can't catch ducks with DUCT tape.
-Kid replys, well I can try can't I?,have a nice day mister.
Sometime later the kid again walks back by the oldmans front porch and low and behold he's got a dozen Mallards all wrapped up by the neck stuck on the duct tape dragging behind him, he can't friggin believe it!
3rd day the kid walks by the oldmans place and he's whipping this flimsy switch of a branch all around.
Once again the old dude curses him for getting too near his prize roses then asks -what u gonna do with that branch boy?
-The boy replys, it ain't a branch, it's a pussy willow.
- the oldman jumps out of his chair and says- Hang on son let me get my hat I'm comin with you.!
The old man yells at the boy to stay clear of his prize rose bushes then asks the kid-hey what u got there?
-the boys replys-chicken wire, I'm going to go catch me some chickens with it.
-oldman says, u stupid punk u can't catch chickens with chicken wire.
-kids says, well I can try tho, have a nice day.
Later the boy walks by again dragging the wire and to the oldmans amazment the chicken wire is full of chickens all caught by the neck !
Next day the kid walks by with a big shiney roll of tape and again the oldman scolds him for being too close to his garden ,then asked what he has there?
-Kid replys -some kind of duck tape, I figger I'll go down to the creek and maybe catch me some ducks.
-Of coarse the oldman laughs at him calls and him stupid,u can't catch ducks with DUCT tape.
-Kid replys, well I can try can't I?,have a nice day mister.
Sometime later the kid again walks back by the oldmans front porch and low and behold he's got a dozen Mallards all wrapped up by the neck stuck on the duct tape dragging behind him, he can't friggin believe it!
3rd day the kid walks by the oldmans place and he's whipping this flimsy switch of a branch all around.
Once again the old dude curses him for getting too near his prize roses then asks -what u gonna do with that branch boy?
-The boy replys, it ain't a branch, it's a pussy willow.
- the oldman jumps out of his chair and says- Hang on son let me get my hat I'm comin with you.!
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