New Teacher

[Ron in Indiana]

A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a

new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he

injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the

upper part of his body.



Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the

first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students

in the school. The smart aleck punks, having already heard the new

teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how

tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into

the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat

down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up

a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.



......Dead silence. He had no trouble with discipline that year



SEMPER FI!! ---------------

[Hobcobble]

That's funny!!
John

[Bruce]

Good One

Thanks for the chuckle Ron!

[Ron in Indiana]

I thought it was funny too.

[Bob2]

Ron,

If the teacher had done that in today's school system the students (aka little darlings that do no wrong) would have been tramatized, demoralized and required extensive counciling and therapy. The teacher would have been arrested for flagerent violation of conduct becoming a teacher, his teaching certificate taken away, he would then have been re arrested for wilfull misconduct in front of students with open minds, attempting to commit suicide, placed in a mental institution, evaluated and deemed sane enough to stand trial found guilty, and fired by the school board.

He would then rejoin the Marines, be sent to a conflict, get shot, and die all beacuse he shot himself with a stapler.

But it is funny.

Bob2

[74w300uteline]

Remember Joe Clark

He cleaned up a cesspool school in Paterson NJ. Bullhorn and baseball bat. It wasn't the drug dealers who ran him out,it was the NJ teachers union. It seems that you can't tell a sloppy lazy stoned kid that they are sloppy lazy and shouldn't be stoned ,because it hurts their self esteem. You will be happy to know that the breaurocrats and administrators chased this fine man out , and the school is back to normal , pumping out illiterate droopy pant no future young men and unwed teenage moms. The "Future Felons of America" club is thriving.